The Illuminati, a superhero cabal consisting of Iron Man, Mr. Fantastic, Doctor Strange, and Black Bolt, decide the Hulk is too dangerous and shoot him into space to live the rest of his life on an uninhabited planet. But the Hulk struggles and knocks the rocket off course, sending him through a wormhole to the planet ... [Read More]

If you're gonna stereotype why be subtle about it? That's the idea behind blaxploitation films and Black Dynamite is the best since I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Set in the 70s and it uses Grindhouse-esque editing inconsistencies to further mimic films of the period. When Black Dynamite's brother is killed during a drug sting, ... [Read More]

The apocalyptic movie 2012 isn't even out yet but Director Roland Emmerich is already working on a sequel for the small screen. "It is about the resettling of Earth. That is very, very fascinating. (2012 writer/producer) Harald Kloser and I came up with the idea and we have the luxury of having a producer on the film who is ... [Read More]

The Grudge continues with two Direct-to-DVD releases: Ju-on: Shiroi Roujo (Grudge: Old Lady in White) & Ju-on Kuroi Shoujo (Grudge: Girl in Black). The movies are short (1 hr ea.) and like the previous (Japanese) movies are told through a series of even shorter interconnecting stories. The actual movies though are only ... [Read More]

If you're not a teenager or a Megan Fox fanatic then this might not be the movie for you. It begins with the overused convention of starting at the end of the story. Jennifer's BFF Needy is locked up in a psychiatric hospital narrating how she got there and how her friend is not like other girls. You see, Jennifer has a body to ... [Read More]

Lenore Harker (Bijou Phillips) is just one thesis paper away from earning her master's but when she gets pregnant, she decides to leave school and have the baby. After an unexpected growth spurt, Lenore is rushed to hospital for an emergency C-section. It's Alive! Despite a large looking head, everything seems alright ... [Read More]

It's the remake no one asked for, Ed Wood's cult classic Plan 9 from Outer Space! It's nonsensical plot about aliens that reanimate the dead to stop the Earth from making a sun-bomb, non-existent production value ($60,000), and a drugged up Bela Lugosi earned it the title of "worst movie ever made" but that didn't discourage ... [Read More]