You'd think a movie about a robotic hooker would have lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order) but you'd be wrong!
After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie's only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky ... [Read More]
The creators of the Ask a Ninja web sensation are trying their hand at movies with a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, the cult classic about mutated tomatoes run amok.
No other details yet, but considering the original budget was a whopping $90,000 it's safe to say the special effects will be noticeably improved. ... [Read More]
Deunan and her cyborg lover Briareos are part of an elite task force known as ES.W.A.T. (Especial Weapons And Tactics), together they police the streets of Olympus, humanity's last refuge in a post-apocalyptic world. But when Briareos is gravely injured, Deunan is assigned a new partner: Tereus - a clone of ... [Read More]
And here I thought Justice League: The New Frontier was violent, what with its implied genocide and the subsequent sexual enslavement of female villagers. But that's nothing compare to the blood fest (disembowelments, decapitations, cannibalism) that is Turok: Son of Stone. Then again what do you expect when Indians & ... [Read More]
Between making comics (Shadow Hunter) and now movies (the kind you don't have to rent from behind a curtain enclosed room) it's no wonder Jenna Jameson has no time for adult films and subsequently retired from the biz last month.
But fear not T&A aficionados, Jenna's new direct-to-DVD movie appropriately titled Zombie ... [Read More]
Day of the Dead is a remake in name only. The only similarity is that there are zombies and soldiers. It starts with the Army quarantining a small remote town with apparently no idea why they quarantining it. Can you say fubar?
Once the zombies predictably overrun the town and a woefully unprepared military, it's your ... [Read More]
Ever wondered what Ferris Bueller was like when he wasn't ditchin' school? Meet Charlie Bartlett. The difference is Charlie doesn't start out as big man on campus. In fact on his first day at a new school (his old one kicked him out for making fake ids) he's ridiculed for his clothes and gets a swirlie from the resident ... [Read More]
