Godzilla movies are a lot like sex. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good but sometimes you get crabs. When Ryota's brother is lost at sea, he begs anyone who'll listen to him for help but his pleas fall on deaf ears. It's not long before Ryota realizes he's own and he'll have to take matters into his own ... [Read More]

All good things must come to end, sadly SG-1 is no exception. Stargate: Continuum looks to neatly wrap up the series with the demise of SG-1's first and most deadly enemy, the Goa'uld. After capturing what they believe to be the last of the Ba'al clones, SG-1attends a Tok'ra extraction ceremony to ensure everything goes ... [Read More]

You'd think the appearance of a huge dimensional rift in space would command your full attention, unfortunately the Planet Express crew's a little preoccupied, what with Amy & Kiff getting married,  Bender joining the League of Robots, and Fry going where every man's gone before (i.e. Colleen his new polygamist ... [Read More]

Melvin Ferd's been mopping the floor with criminals ever since he fell into a barrel of toxic waste that transformed him into a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength - The Toxic Avenger! But this time around Toxie must face his most fiendish foe yet... himself. While fighting the Diaper Mafia, a ... [Read More]

Dawn's your typical teen... well except for the fact that she suffers from a very unique medical condition known as vagina dentata, aka toothed vagina (living next to a power plant will do that). Unfortunately as a firm believer in abstinence, Dawn is blissfully unaware that anything's wrong with her. It doesn't help that every ... [Read More]

Zombie Strippers is a movie so bad it's good. It opens with a cheesy news report that declares George W. Bush has just won his 4th term as President. The military's stretched a little thin with wars being waged in Afghanistan, Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska! So the Uncle ... [Read More]

Romero's on a roll - DOWNHILL! Night of the Living Dead 3D, Day of the Dead (remake) and now Diary of the Dead, the only thing scary about these movies is how bad they are. Diary of the Dead chronicles the initial zombie outbreak through the indifferent eyes (camera lens) of film student Jason Creed, who just can't seem to ... [Read More]