When Mom's friendly multinational energy conglomerate (Mombil) artificially creates a fuel shortage, the crew of Planet Express hatches a plot to force the world to go green by rendering all dark matter inert. Meanwhile, Bender... I mean Titanius Anglesmith, fancy man of Cornwood, is learning to use his imagination as he ... [Read More]

The world's greatest detective is back for one last case (no not Batman): L. L Change the World picks up right where the Death Note movies left off. Don't worry if you haven't seen 'em. All you need to know is L sold his soul to the devil and now he's got 23 days left until the devil comes to collect - just enough time to ... [Read More]

Did you know: There's never been a better time to be a geek. At least when it comes to TV, movies, games, anime, & comics (basically everything that matters to geeks). Don't believe me? Just take a look at the TV guide or imdb... WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? No need to leave L7 World (like ever), like a true geek ... [Read More]

Continuing the trend of kiddizing all American cartoons, Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow takes place 12 years after the fall of the Avengers to Ultron; just long enough for their cheeky children to pick up their mantle and do what Earth's mightiest heroes could not. Naturally the Lil' Avengers just make things ... [Read More]

Two words: Drill Bra, that's all you need to know about this movie. If murderous mammaries sounds titillating to you, give Machine Girl a whirl. If not, close your eyes cause it only gets weirder. The uninspired story (what little there is) employs the overused 'begin at the end' technique. The titular character uses a ... [Read More]

If the title hasn't already scared you away, then you're probably a perv. For the rest of you, Donkey Punch is a sexual urban legend. Basically you punch your partner in the back of the head during anal sex (knocking them unconscious) and their sphincter locks up tighter than Fort Knox, which feels great for puncher (not so ... [Read More]

There's no doubt about it, Batmania has swept the world. I'll admit the new Batman movie is good, not 9.5 on imdb good, but good nonetheless. However, it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to realize The Dark Knight killed the Joker. Instead of the Joker we get John Wayne Gacy with henchmen. Where's the ... [Read More]