Did you ever build a fort and pretend to save the world? What would you do if years later those imaginary villains came to life? That's the premise of 20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End, a trilogy based on the manga of the same name. It begins in the year 1973 with a rebellious kid taking over his school's ... [Read More]

Let's face it, nobody likes working out. But unlike other exercise videos, Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout won't bore you to death (well the bore part at least). Scream Queen Linnea Quigley is perhaps most famous for her strip dance in Return of the Living Dead. But don't worry if you're not familiar with her work, you ... [Read More]

Hulk Vs. is a fanboy's dream: light on story, heavy on "Hulk smash." It retells two classic brawlfests: Hulk VS Wolverine and Hulk VS Thor (sorry no Hulk VS Superman). In the first featurette Wolverine is drafted by Department H to stop a rampaging Hulk. Rampaging because Weapon X is trying to recruit him and they don't ... [Read More]

When I heard that explosion enthusiast Michael Bay was doing a movie about an evil unborn spirit, I thought this is gonna be the messiest delivery ever (my rendering above). Sadly there's no exploding vagina. Now I'd warn you about spoilers, but what's to spoil? If you've seen the trailer, then you've already seen all ... [Read More]

The #1 internet superhero musical of 2008 is finally out on DVD! No not Prop 8 – The Musical (gay is not a superpower). It's Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, of course. In what's gotta be the best origin story ever, it documents Dr. Horrible's (Neil Patrick Harris) rivalry with the self-absorbed hero Captain Hammer ... [Read More]

It seems like the closer this movie gets, the worse it sounds. As though it wasn't bad enough that Krillin is MIA, the new trailer (video below) "reveals" (read: retcons) that the dragonballs were created by 7 mystics and NOT by Kami. Kami's not the only one to be "sent to the next dimension." Apparently all the ... [Read More]

There's an old German proverb that says, "When there's no more room in the ovens, the Jews will walk the Earth." But fear not my good gentiles for John Liebowitz is here. He's 1/2 Jew, 1/2 Fonzie, and all kosher. And he's gonna kick some zombie tuchus! Night of the Living Jews, which clocks in at just over 17 minutes ... [Read More]