Japanese publisher Shueisha has halted shipment of all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure DVDs & manga after online protesters complained about a single scene in which the villain orders the death of the hero while reading the Koran (screen capture left). They issued a public apology to their "Muslim audience" (link), vowing to ... [Read More]

Just because the series is winding down is no reason to be lazy. Last week's season finale of Smallville was unbelievably unbelievable. Where to start... When confronting Brainiac, Clark says he has no problem killing him because 'he's not a man, he's a machine.' Rationalizing the murder of an obviously sentient being is not ... [Read More]

This Fall 90210 will return nearly a decade after it ended and according to Jennie Garth, who will reprise her role as Kelly Taylor, it's gonna push the envelope. Well clearly, what with Beverly Hills' first Negro - there goes the neighborhood! But seriously, who green-lighted this? It wasn't that good the first time around. ... [Read More]

Dawn's your typical teen... well except for the fact that she suffers from a very unique medical condition known as vagina dentata, aka toothed vagina (living next to a power plant will do that). Unfortunately as a firm believer in abstinence, Dawn is blissfully unaware that anything's wrong with her. It doesn't help that every ... [Read More]

Zombie Strippers is a movie so bad it's good. It opens with a cheesy news report that declares George W. Bush has just won his 4th term as President. The military's stretched a little thin with wars being waged in Afghanistan, Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska! So the Uncle ... [Read More]

Faster than a washing machine, more powerful than a showerhead, able to jump the shark. It's the Superman Kiddie ride! You mount him from the rear and hold on tight as he rocks his buns of steel back and forth. Only back in its heyday (circa 1950) could this ride not have been considered sexual. If you're the kinky type or ... [Read More]

Whenever you see a news story on deformed people, they always call them "medical" marvels or "medical" mysteries but rarely does the actual medical science behind these stories get as much coverage as the shocking photos/video or the sad backstory. They're reduced to little more than an oddity to gawk at and thank God it ain't ... [Read More]