Fanboys rejoice, the "no flights, no tights" rule that kept Clark Kent grounded in Smallville has been revoked! The Smallville season 9 finale opens with a red blue blur FLYING across the screen to stop a plane from plunging into the Daily Planet while a voice over by Doctor Fate  proclaims "Your fate is utterly binding. ... [Read More]

The new Doctor is in, and it's like David Tennant never left. Unfortunately, that's not a good thing. Matt Smith tries too hard. Rather than showing some subtle differences between the Doctors he rams it down our throats, and his own, by spitting out his once favorite foods ad nauseum. According to Doctor Who's Head ... [Read More]

Comedy Central's new series Ugly Americans is about a social worker named Mark Lilly, who lives in an alternate version of New York that intersects with Hell. But unlike most monster shows, these monsters are perfectly integrated into the world and have no shock value on the humans they live among, and therefore they ... [Read More]

Despite all the hype Tiger Woods did not actually appear in "Sexual Healing" the season premiere of South Park, it was only a virtual appearance of the golf phenom. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny get EA Sports newest game: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, in which playas attempt to drive escape their club-wielding wife. While South ... [Read More]

Leno's been on a downward spiral ever since his lackluster return last week. Even with the Olympic halo and controversy following him, the Tonight Show's ratings were down 25% compared to Conan's debut. And last night, Letterman beat Leno in both the 18-49 and 25-54 demographics. Leno did manage to hold the lead in overall ... [Read More]

"The Great Sperm Race" (link) is a new flash game in which players assume the role of a sperm and must navigate their way through the acid filled hellhole known as the "Vagina" while steering clear of Leukocytes, white blood cells, which eat sperm. Fortunately, unbeknownst to your 8th grade Health Teacher, the Cervix is ... [Read More]

We already knew Seth Macfarlane didn't vote for Sarah Palin. What with his suggestion that only Nazis would vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. But last night's Family Guy got personal. In the episode titled "Extra Large Medium" Chris Griffin asks out a special girl named Ellen, the Down Syndrome daughter of the former Governor ... [Read More]