To truly appreciate the latest Simpsons couch gag you need to see The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare, a 4½ minute short shown before Ice Age: Continental Drift (embedded below). In the short, Maggie is sent to a dystopian daycare. There she encounters her arch-nemesis Gerald Samson AKA Unibrow Baby, who squashes all but one ... [Read More]

In latest Robot Chicken episode "Crushed by a Steamroller on My 53rd Birthday," G.I. Joe deploys to Afghanistan. They use their years of experience fighting Cobra to train U.S. troops how to fight, but not kill, the Taliban. "The idea is to herd them back to the enemy line, safe and sound," they instruct them. However, ... [Read More]

The Robot Chicken season 6 opening picks up right where show left off. The Scientist is crushed under the very television monitors that he forced the Chicken to watch for 5 seasons. In the new "Revenge intro" the Scientist and Chicken switch places. The Chicken transforms his creator into a Robot Scientist and forces him to ... [Read More]

Let's face it: no one knows a woman's body like Republicans. They know things even doctors don't know like a woman's body can shut down pregnancy if it's a legitimate rape so who better to design feminine hygiene products. Introducing the g.o.b. tampons "designed with all the knowledge of a woman's anatomy that only comes ... [Read More]

Every four years, half the country votes Democratic and the other half votes Republican. The winner is chosen by a handful of undecided voters, which according to Saturday Night Live are actually uninformed voters. Speaking as an undecided voter, I can tell you that I am not uninformed. If anything, I'm too ... [Read More]

Carl's Jr has released a director's cut (read: uncensored) of its Memphis BBQ Burger commercial featuring G4's Sara Underwood and model Emily Ratajkowski. This super-sized version is twice as long. Most of that time is filled with shots of girls butts, including a reverse angle shot of the scene where they bump butts ... [Read More]

McAfee recently declared "Emma Watson is 2012’s Most Dangerous Celebrity." The antivirus software company says, "Searches for the latest Emma Watson pictures and free downloads have more than a 12% chance to land on a malicious site that has tested positive for spyware, adware, spam, phishing, viruses or other ... [Read More]