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THE FIRST DOG

With America's historic election of its first black president, inquiring minds want to know... Who'll be the First Dog? My vote is for Aibo. This robotic dog is a perfect match for the tech savvy president-elect. Aibo is 100% hypoallergenic and comes with several preprogrammed catch phrases, just like Barack ... [Read More]

RACIST FRANKENSTEIN SAYS ADIOS

In recent elections many celebrities have threatened to leave the country should their opponents win, but none have followed through... until now. Racist Frankenstein announced today that he is renouncing his citizenship. In an exclusive interview with L7 World he explains why. Mark: Thanks for joining us today Racist ... [Read More]

HOBO SUFFRAGE

They might not be the most coveted voters, but ironically the homeless may decide who moves into the White House next year. In a landmark ruling this week, U.S. District Judge Edmund Sargus ordered swing state Ohio not to reject ballots that fail to list a home address (i.e. homeless). But not everyone is applauding  the ... [Read More]

BACKWARD REASONING

When McCain volunteer Ashley Todd reported she'd been attacked by a black man, many people readily jumped to her defense but just as many had doubts, specifically cable news anchors like Anderson Cooper & Keith Olbermann. They contended that she had made it up, reasoning the B that had been carved into her cheek was ... [Read More]

SUPER BLACK MAN

At last night's charity roast in New York, Barack Obama took time out to poke fun of himself, revealing he really is out of this world (video below). But if Obama's Superman, does that make McCain Batman or Lex Luthor? Like Batman, McCain is rich, bad-tempered, and has a much younger sidekick who looks good in tights. On ... [Read More]

PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL – REVIEW

Publisher IDW is showing its true colors with Presidential Material, a 2-issue biographical comic book on candidates Barack Obama & John McCain. At first glance it seems nonpartisan. The covers, which show each man doing his best impression of Superman, are identical. But while both describe each man's ups and downs, ... [Read More]

BILL OF GOODS

The stock market rallied more than 300 points today that is until Congress came to the rescue with its $700 billion bailout bill (plus pork) at which point the Dow plummeted to -157. Congress has sold us a bill of goods. The goverment overpaying for things is nothing new, but if only they'd let the banks fail (like they ... [Read More]