Barack Obama is known for being well-spoken, at least when his teleprompter is working. Without it he's  like a deer in headlights, stuttering and seemingly lost in thought. But apparently even with the teleprompter he has trouble. At a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White House, President Obama mistakenly read the ... [Read More]

Islamic fundamentalists have already succeeded in passing a non-binding resolution on "Combating the Defamation of Religion" in part due to 42 abstentions. It "Urges all States to provide, within their respective legal and constitutional systems, adequate protection against acts of hatred, discrimination, intimidation and ... [Read More]

You know the economy is bad when the White House gets a foreclosure notice. Fortunately for Obama this White House is in Atlanta, Georgia. McMansion builder Fred Milani built the  1/3 size replica, complete with Oval Office, because he believed "it was Jesus' plan." Milani is $1.75 million behind on his loan, but an ... [Read More]

Like so many commemorative plates & coins, comics are cashing in on Barack Obama. Spidey Meets the President! is a back-up story in Amazing Spider-Man #583 that reads like one those old Hostess cakes advertisements, which I guess makes Obama a Ding Dong. You know, black on the outside, white on the the inside (zing). The ... [Read More]

America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. "Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra," said a CIA operative. The warlords (many of whom had ... [Read More]

New York Governor David Paterson doesn't see the humor in last week's  Saturday Night Live, calling it "third-grade humor." SNL cast member Fred Armisen portrayed the governer as a bumbling blind man, which is to say accurately. Paterson, who often pokes fun his blindness, says "I don't mind that they make fun of me, but ... [Read More]

Happy "Day Without a Gay" everyone! What's "Day Without a Gay" you ask? Why it's only the best Christian holiday ever! It's magical time when all the gays are whisked away in a sort of gay rapture. Self-confessed sodomite Sean Hetherington came up with idea and the color-coordinated website (daywithoutagay.org) in response ... [Read More]