After a year in office, President Obama is finally making good on his promise to repeal "Don't ask, don't tell," which has discharged more than 13,000 soldiers since it was passed in 1993. Defense Secretary Robert Gates says "The question before us is not whether the military prepares to make this change, but how we best ... [Read More]

According to a new report by the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA) flooding caused by global warming is putting farmers out of business. On the other hand, jobs are being stimulated in the sex industry as unskilled women are forced to supplement their husbands' income. Suneeta Mukherjee, a representative of the ... [Read More]

A new CNN poll shows 56% of Americans disapprove of the Norwegian Nobel Committee's decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama. Committee chairman, Thorbjorn Jagland, defends the decision saying "He got the prize for what he has done," which at the time of Obama's unanimous nomination (Feb 1) was diddly. But ... [Read More]

It's not another Ebonics faux pas courtesy of Fox News. Barack Obama really does have a baby mama - Bomb Queen! In a new 4-part  miniseries titled Oh-Bomb-Ah!, President Obama vows to close the supervillain-run New Port City. Unlike the previous president, the saintly Obama can't be blackmailed into looking the other way or ... [Read More]

On Monday Facebook banned all polls by developer Jesse Farmer, after an anonymous user created a controversial and some say illegal poll asking "should obama be killed?" Unfortunately the only thing getting killed here is freedom of speech, which as I always like to point out: doesn't only cover popular speech. Of course ... [Read More]

In the land of Godzilla and contorted ghost girls, perhaps the scariest thing in Japan is its new First Lady. Miyuki is outshining her newly elected husband Prime Minister Yukioi Hatoyama with the revelation that she likes to "eat the Sun." She demonstrated this ability on a Japanese talk show by grasping at the air and ... [Read More]

Vera Lengsfeld and fellow Christian Democrat (CDU) member Chancellor Angela Merkel are baring more than just their hearts to German voters. Lengsfeld's latest campaign poster prominently displays the pair's cleavage with the text "We have more to offer." The posters have attracted more than 31,000 hits on Lengsfeld's ... [Read More]