“I’m here for the bris.” There’s an old German proverb that says, “When there’s no more room in the ovens, the Jews will walk the Earth.” But fear not my good gentiles for John Liebowitz is here. He’s 1/2 Jew, 1/2 Fonzie, and all kosher. And he’s gonna kick some zombie tuchus! Night of the Living Jews, which clocks in at just over 17 minutes (excluding credits), may not be

Holy sales gimmick! Batman’s dead. Well about as dead as Jason Todd. The Batman R.I.P. story arc concluded this week with (if true) the lamest superhero death ever. Batman escapes being buried alive in a straitjacket only to die punching his way into a helicopter, which crashes into the water and explodes. Flash-forward 6 months and we see one of the men responsible bragging that Batman (and Robin?) is dead

It’s been a long year for the site (and me) with lots of changes and more sure to come. Here’s some: Getting around to finishing the Family Guy webcomic eventually. New webcomics like the debut of Sex Terminators (coming soon) and a secret project (and that’s all I’ll about that). Hopefully we’ll have a contest winner this year (but that doesn’t mean I’ll make them any easier). And of course

As if the purple-haired, fair-skinned Tieria Erde wasn’t androgynous enough, this week’s Gundam 00 ( episode 8 ) had him cross-dressing! (I guess his Gundam is the only thing that transforms) Fear not, it was all in the line of duty. Tieria reasoned that since it was publicly known that all the Gundam Meisters are male, fake boobs would be the ultimate Scooby Doo disguise. Seriously? This is the best

After 11 years, Dragon Ball’s back and proving wishes really do come true. “The Return of Son Goku and Friends!” is a episode-length special currently streaming for free @ Jumpland.com as part of the Shonen Jump Super Anime Tour. It takes place 2 years after the defeat of Majin Buu and tells the tale of Tarble, Vegeta’s younger brother. Unlike his big bro Tarble isn’t much of a fighter and

“Being retarded is a stretch even for me.” Reed Richards is supposed to be the smartest person on the planet, but you wouldn’t know it by reading the comics. It all started with the Fantastic Four’s most recent story arc: The Death of the Invisible Woman (#558). You didn’t have to be the smartest guy on the planet to have known that the Fantastic Four’s babysitter was actually Sue Richards

44-year-old Canadian stripper Kimberlee Ouwroulis, who goes by the stage name Mrs. Ouwroulis, is suing the pants off of her boss John Sit (assuming those pants cost $100,000). Ouwroulis was told “that the club is going in a new direction with younger girls” and summarily fired. A clear case of age discrimination she says. But she’s not giving up the pole just yet, and not just because she’ll fall down

“Life is short. Have an affair,” so says the Ashley Madison Agency, an internet dating service that caters to married people. They guarantee total satisfaction, but the $249 sign-up fee means more buck for bang than more traditional avenues (i.e. craigslist). And while other businesses cut back on advertising, the self-described “world’s #1 married dating service specifically for attached men and women who are looking to have an extra-marital affair”

It’s game over for British couple Amy Taylor & David Pollard. The two met online in 2003 playing Second Life but are getting divorced after Amy caught her hubby cuddling with another (virtual) woman in the game. This isn’t the first time David’s avatar couldn’t keep his pixels in his pants. Amy broke up with David’s avatar after she found him cybering with a girl named Modesty (it’s unknown who

When Mom’s friendly multinational energy conglomerate (Mombil) artificially creates a fuel shortage, the crew of Planet Express hatches a plot to force the world to go green by rendering all dark matter inert. Meanwhile, Bender… I mean Titanius Anglesmith, fancy man of Cornwood, is learning to use his imagination as he explores the world of  Dungeons & Dragons. Now if you’re thinking to yourself ‘that’s a bit of a tangent’

With America’s historic election of its first black president, inquiring minds want to know… Who’ll be the First Dog? My vote is for Aibo. This robotic dog is a perfect match for the tech savvy president-elect. Aibo is 100% hypoallergenic and comes with several preprogrammed catch phrases, just like Barack Obama

Family Guy Webcomic: It’s been a while but a new page is out now! (so read it)

I was gonna to do a sexed up version of the Teen Titans comic called BLT (Barely Legal Titans), but then I realized there’s plenty of that out there already and I’d rather do something original (I don’t wanna get sued anyway). But I still wanted to do something sexy/superheroey. Introducing L7 World‘s newest webcomic: SEX Terminators. It’s about a motley cast of characters that together make up S.E.X.T. (Supernatural

In recent elections many celebrities have threatened to leave the country should their opponents win, but none have followed through… until now. Racist Frankenstein announced today that he is renouncing his citizenship. In an exclusive interview with L7 World he explains why. Mark: Thanks for joining us today Racist Frankenstein. Before we get started how was your Halloween? Racist Frankenstein: Mmmm… great. Me go as most scary thing of all:

I gotta say The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror #14 was pretty damn disappointing, except for one noteworthy story called Murder He Wrote. It parodies the popular Death Note series about a supernatural notebook that can kill people by writing their name it. Bart’s surprisingly reluctant to use it (probably to keep the story light) but there’s plenty of accidental deaths and some not so accidental (one guess who Homer kills).