ARE YOU “HARD” OF HEARING? TRY DEAF PORN

Call it a sign of the times, the pervs over at DeafBunny.com are selling porn for deaf people. The DVDs will feature sign language, closed captioning, and thought balloons, all to better relay the intricate plots such as ‘Hey, I didn’t ask for sausage on my pizza.’

And this got me thinking – what’s next, porn for the blind? Well turns out there already is! Even if you aren’t blind and aren’t into porn you simply must visit this site PornForTheBlind.org it’s hilarious. The site gives you a literal blow-by-blow of a blowjob.

So this got me thinking even more (I’ve got a lot of spare time on my hands). Porno movies are constantly parodying Hollywood movies, why not a porno parody of the classic Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor movie See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Now that would be truly hilarious.