Look out Leap-Frog & Stilt-Man there's a Nuwa supervillain in town and she's got what could quite possibly be the worst superpower ever: sedation! That's right, she makes you sleepy. Nuwa (a name that's suspiciously similar to numa, as in the numa numa kid) makes her first and likely last appearance in X-men: ... [Read More]

They say every man is the king of his castle (or at least they did until women-folk got all uppity) but one New Jersey resident took that idea to a whole new level. Emperor El Bey of the Abannaki Aboriginal Nation insists he doesn't need the proper permits to keep horses on his property because... well because he's a ... [Read More]

If there's one thing I hate it's the language police, and they're at it again. Republicans are accusing Barack Obama of sexism after he had the audacity to use the expression "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." Never mind he was referring to McCain's brand of change and not Sarah Palin, words do not take ... [Read More]

Ladies is your seat belt unbearable? Well say hello to your new breast friend - Tiddy Bear! Tiddy Bear attaches securely to your seat belt and nestles snugly between your honey jugs, providing extra cushioning & preventing chafing. And just like their namesake Tiddy Bears come in pairs, just $14.95 plus a not-so-small ... [Read More]

Continuing the trend of kiddizing all American cartoons, Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow takes place 12 years after the fall of the Avengers to Ultron; just long enough for their cheeky children to pick up their mantle and do what Earth's mightiest heroes could not. Naturally the Lil' Avengers just make things ... [Read More]

You can keep your Superman and Batman. There's a new hero in town and his name's Shin-chan! Shin-chan isn't your run-of-the-mill superhero he doesn't sully his tiny hands with catching criminals who'd just escape anyway, instead he helps kids protect themselves from "bad adults" by teaching them to live in a constant ... [Read More]