Jolt ColaCan you believe it, the granddaddy of energy drinks that kept us awake through some of the most tedious tasks (school, work, blogging) is heading for a major crash!

Jolt Cola’s parent company Wet Planet has filed for bankruptcy. They blame the recession and say their new (at least it’s new to me) resealable cans cost them nearly 3x as much as the old kind.

Well Duh!

Who drinks half a can and says ‘Whoa that’s way too much energy! I better say some that shit for later.” Cheap bastards that’s who!

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