The only thing worse the a prequel is a remake. And while I hope Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is the exception, it ain't looking good. Episode 1 reminds me of one of those compilation movies that splices together episodes (think Turn A Gundam). We're hit over the head with things we  already know: Armstrong loves his ... [Read More]

Despite being announced on April Fools' this game's no joke. Plants Vs. Zombies is just what it sounds like. Why did no one think of this sooner? Two brainless creatures that rise from dirt - they were bound to have a showdown! As if this game wasn't already gonna be a cult classic, there's an insanely catchy music ... [Read More]

You know the economy is bad when Americans cut back on food. At least nine states have started auctioning off groceries. The savings can be over 50% but the food isn't exactly the cream of the crop. They're mostly leftovers that are either damaged or over expiration. A little fungus doesn't bother Linda Dennis, "winner" ... [Read More]

As if there weren't enough reasons to hate cops (racial profiling, police brutality, donut shortages), add greed to that list. New Jersey Policemen's "Benevolent" Association is suing to stop furloughs. Gov. Corzine says the temporary layoffs (14 days) are necessary and will save $35 billion & 7,000 jobs. But PBA ... [Read More]

Some economists think the recession could be over in months, but the government isn't counting on it. In anticipation of mass suicides, the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) has launched a new website for "Getting Through Tough Economic Times" (samhsa.gov/economy). "The guide is a quick ... [Read More]

This Easter it won't be Jesus that comes back from the dead. But these aren't your typical zombies, they're nazi zombies. And they don't want brains... well they do, but that's just a means to an end. What they really want is their gold back, which is funny because it's not even theirs. It's stolen gold, but try telling ... [Read More]

It seems there's no escaping Asher Roth and his ode to college life (i.e. drinking & women). Now it's bad enough I've gotta listen to this drivel at the gym, but even as I type it's playing on the "alternative channel" of Music Choice Television. I'll admit "I Love College" is catchy, but so was Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice ... [Read More]