This summer Ted comes to life for real! The Ted Talking Plush Teddy Bear looks brand new but this is clearly the adult version of Ted. It has about a dozen phrases including “Johnny, how bout a beer huh?” and “C’mere you bastard.” It will be available in September and comes in three sizes: 8-inch for $14.99, 16-inch for $24.99, and 24-inch for $59.99.

Seth MacFarlane recently showed off the doll on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart (video below).

Order Ted 8-Inch Talking Plush Teddy Bear
Order Ted 16-inch Talking Plush Teddy Bear with Moving Mouth
Order Ted 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear

Don’t want lose your girlfriend over a doll like in the movie? Get the grownup equivalent: Ted Talking Bobble Head

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