The epic battle between Marvel’s two premier superhero teams concludes in Avengers Vs. X-Men: Versus #6, and they saved the best for last with a series of comedic skits:

Spider-Woman VS X-Women (Kinda)

In a very erotic dream sequence, Hawkeye imagines his girlfriend Spider-Woman wrestling with Emma Frost, Storm, and Psylocke. Unfortunately, he wakes up before the climax but the winner is clearly the reader.

Cyclops VS Captain America in “Verbal Abuse”

These alpha males try to hurt each other with their words. They engage in an urban-style dozens match, complete with onlookers yelling “snap.” Cap wins with an uncharacteristic low-blow by bringing up Cyclops’s dead wife: “Why don’t we ask Jean Grey. Oh that’s right…”

Squirrel Girl VS Pixie in “How We Roll”

The girls accidentally use the Puppet Master’s mind control clay for a roleplaying game, which explains the seemingly fixed fights in previous issues, specifically The Thing beating Namor, the king of the oceans, in an underwater fight and Iron Man beating Magneto, the Master of Magnetism.

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