April O'Neil stars in Doctor Who porn parody Doctor Whore

Porn star April O’Neil got her stage name from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but a Doctor Who porn parody is in her future. Despite her namesake, O’Neil is a Whovian first and foremost she revealed in episode 18 of The WoodRocket Podcast. There were no spoilers about her character but she later confirmed on Twitter that she will play a companion. Surely she’ll play the impossibly hot girl Clara Oswald.

Doctor Whore — The XXX Parody will be directed by WoodRocket’s Lee Roy Myers, who is known for his “XXX Parody” series.

“We love Doctor Who and want to pay homage to this brilliant series. And add space vaginas,” he said in the press release.

Myers displayed some trepidation regarding the legality of the film. He noted that the BBC won a trademark lawsuit against the actual police over its use of iconic blue police box. Perhaps the TARDIS will be a different kind of box, the pink kind.

Doctor Whore has finished filming and will be released any time.

Doctor Whore teaser

April O'Neil stars in Doctor Who porn parody Doctor Whore (TARDIS)