Conan O’Brien is a big man but he has a small blander, the host revealed in his monologue on Monday. Kim Kardashian made a surprise appearance to ensure that it wouldn’t cause him to miss a T-Mobile Super Bowl commercial featuring her as a PSA spokeswoman. The narcissistic celebrity laments the loss of unused data that could have be used to download her selfies, if only they had the T-Mobile Data Stash rollover plan. The best part of the bit was the end. Kim slowly walks away in a tight skirt that even has the married man doing a double take.