From the beginning of time, Lumen Sages & Umbra Witches watched over the world in an uneasy alliance, that is until an intermarriage started a war between them. Both sides were completely destroyed, except for Bayonetta. She awakes centuries later at the bottom of a lake with amnesia and is immediately attacked by angels. ... [Read More]

In response to Conan's suggestion that he might "leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn," Pink Visual has offered him a starring role in "Conan - The Bangbarian." Stiff competition. The sex industry isn't the only one that wants to get into bed with Conando. ... [Read More]

Conan O'Brien has decided to take the money and run rather than be bumped to 12:05 AM. NBC will pay out a reported $40 million, $10 million of which will be give to Coco's crew. According to O'Brien's publicist "That has been the first point in his discussions and would be a dealbreaker if his staff isn't taken care ... [Read More]

It's the next best thing to a 3rd season of Frisky Dingo. Not only is Archer drawn in the same style, the main character bears an uncanny resemblance to Xander Crews. Secret agent Sterling Archer is just as eccentric & self-centered, maybe more so but unlike Crews, Archer doesn't have  a naked British alien as his ... [Read More]

So I was trying to watch some adult videos (and I don't mean sophisticated) but they kept freezing. Now I have a lot of fetishes but stuttering women isn't one of them. Problem: Windows Task Manager showed CPU usage spiking 100%. However, the memory usage for each program was unchanged. At first I thought it was some ... [Read More]

The Tenth Doctor isn't the only one getting a major makeover this spring. As predicted way back in Journey's End (link), the Doctor's "most faithful" companion, the TARDIS, was destroyed fittingly enough in The End of Time. Production stills show the new TARDIS will have some subtle exterior differences such as a fresh coat ... [Read More]

It seems Muslims are always finding innovative new ways to blow themselves up: exploding toothpaste, exploding shoes, and now even exploding underwear. But just how might Muslims in the far-flung future blow themselves up? Hopefully with funny robotic voices. This rare political episode of Doctor Who shows that no amount ... [Read More]