Last weekend's "special" live action finale of Aqua Teen Hunger Force revealed that our anti-heroes are in fact characters in a story by Don Shake, a talentless writer played by H. Jon Benjamin. Desperate to finish & sell his story before his roommate Frylock (T-Pain) throws him out, Shake lets Meatwad (who is now a red ... [Read More]

Critics are jeering his performance on last night's premiere of The Tonight Show. No not Conan, Andy Richter. Rather than returning to his role as Conan's lovable sidekick, Andy has stolen the equally lovable (but in a creepier way) Joel Godard's position as announcer. But peanut gallery would be a more accurate job title. ... [Read More]

Earlier this year Spider-Man went up against his most deadly foe yet: the Retcon Monster! And it cost him his wife, Mary Jane. Their marriage was magically annulled by a deal with the Devil, retroactively erasing their 20 plus years together. But this week the Retcon Monster was defeated by its one weakness: a younger ... [Read More]

After 65 years of two-timing Archie finally settles down with Veronica in 6-part special beginning in August (Archie #600). The Riverdale gang is all grown-up and entering the real world, so given the state of economy is it any wonder Archie picked an heiress like Veronica Lodge over Betty "I knit my own sweaters" Cooper ... [Read More]

With the death of Batman the entire Bat-family has been rearranged. In order to compensate: Nightwing becomes Batman, Robin becomes Red Robin, Damian becomes Robin, and if the solicits are to be believed there will be a new Batgirl. We won't know for sure until the series debuts in August, but so far all signs point to ... [Read More]

First the villains usurped the Avengers' name. Now they've done it again in Dark Reign: Young Avengers. But these imposters are nothing like the real thing. In addition to being extremely violent (killing criminals or worse), most of the team is racist! The most blatant of which is Big Zero, a super-sized white supremacist ... [Read More]

Eminem meets the Punisher... 'nuff said right? Not even close. The fact that Marvel Comics is giving this away in their digital comics section (http://www.marvel.com/punisher_and_eminem) should tell you something: it sucks. This team-up could have been so awesome: Punisher goes after Eminem, a bawling Eminem explains ... [Read More]