This Easter it won't be Jesus that comes back from the dead. But these aren't your typical zombies, they're nazi zombies. And they don't want brains... well they do, but that's just a means to an end. What they really want is their gold back, which is funny because it's not even theirs. It's stolen gold, but try telling ... [Read More]

It seems there's no escaping Asher Roth and his ode to college life (i.e. drinking & women). Now it's bad enough I've gotta listen to this drivel at the gym, but even as I type it's playing on the "alternative channel" of Music Choice Television. I'll admit "I Love College" is catchy, but so was Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice ... [Read More]

Let's face it, praying for your immortal soul is a major inconvenience. If only there was a way to pay someone (or something) to pray for you. Well say halo to the Information Age Prayer (informationageprayer.com). For just $3.95 per month this sacrilegious site will say your prayers for you using "state of the art ... [Read More]

Every month millions of men are held hostage in their own homes by a biological attack known as PMS. And god help you if you incorrectly profile a woman as having it. Tired of living in constant fear of these hormonal terrorists, Jordan Eisenberg created an early warning system called PMS Buddy (pmsbuddy.com). It's a ... [Read More]

Barack Obama is known for being well-spoken, at least when his teleprompter is working. Without it he's  like a deer in headlights, stuttering and seemingly lost in thought. But apparently even with the teleprompter he has trouble. At a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White House, President Obama mistakenly read the ... [Read More]

One of many things absent from the recent movie adaptation of Watchmen was the fictional comic Tales of the Black Freighter. This story within a story mirrored events (as they happened) in Watchmen so a standalone direct-to-DVD movie kinda defeats the purpose. The episode-length movie, which clocks in at just over 20 ... [Read More]

A live-action adaptation of Dragon Ball!? I knew this was gonna be bad. The only question was how bad. Well I got my answer last night, and it's a disaster. In fairness I saw the shorter Asian version, but I really don't think an extra 15 minutes of fight scenes is going to sway my opinion. The characters have been so ... [Read More]