Ladies is your seat belt unbearable? Well say hello to your new breast friend - Tiddy Bear! Tiddy Bear attaches securely to your seat belt and nestles snugly between your honey jugs, providing extra cushioning & preventing chafing. And just like their namesake Tiddy Bears come in pairs, just $14.95 plus a not-so-small ... [Read More]

Apparently Dan "THE MAN" Abrams doesn't know when to hold 'em or fold 'em. The host of MSNBC's Verdict portrayed Barack Obama as the King of Spades on Monday night's show (video below, about 3 min in). For those as clueless as the producers that OK'ed this, spade is well-known racial slur for blacks. MSNBC recently announced ... [Read More]

When time tears itself apart and dinosaurs roam the streets of London, who you gonna call? Why the motley crew of civilians who discover the anomalies (time portals) of course. Not very likely you say? Get use to it. Not only does the British Military often defer to Professor Nick Cutter, whose judgment is anything ... [Read More]

Mars' ballsy new spokesman: Mr. T wants you to "Get Some Nuts!" A new Snickers commercial (video below) shows Mr. T using his big gun to pound an effeminate speedwalker from behind with snickers bars. But Mars pulled the ad after receiving complaints calling it gay bashing. And here I thought "the gays" enjoyed taking ... [Read More]

Alleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for "diluting the value of his good name" with their new Why Pay Mo' campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu. Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper's favorite charity as an ... [Read More]

Aussie's a new shampoo commercial (video below), in which the company's mascot gets a massage, will have you doing a double take. The merciless massager pulls back the animal's tail & violently stikes it on the back. The camera quickly cuts to an ambiguous looking hole and out flies a bottle of hair spray, which ... [Read More]

The goddamn Language Police are driving me nuts! When I first heard the phrase 'GD America' I thought it was some kinda Christian rap group or something. I mean why the hell would you (and by you, I mean the media) abbreviate the word goddamn, especially after you just played the freaking clip with Jeremiah Wright saying ... [Read More]