Black Dynamite meets a young Michael Jackson in the premiere episode, "Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes" or "Just Beat It." As the title suggests, the episode involves the abuse suffered by the Jackson Five. However, it is inflicted not by the children's father, Joe Jackson, but by Michael.
Cream Corn interrupts a beating and ... [Read More]
Between Christian Bale's Batman voice and Bane's mask, The Dark Knight Rises will be utterly unintelligible.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon has graciously dubbed the movie with a much clearer but higher voice: Pee Wee Herman, who does the voice-over for all the characters including ... [Read More]
Seth Green sat down with Attack of the Show host Paul Scheer to express his sympathy for DC Comics' whipping boy Aquaman. He showed a new clip from the upcoming Robot Chicken DC Comics Special, in which the Justice League pretends to sit in Wonder Woman's invisible jet in order to prank Aquaman, who falls on his ... [Read More]
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has updated its website to include mermaids, specifically that they're pure myth.
"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found," the post reads. "Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best ... [Read More]
BREAKING NEWS: Anderson Cooper is gay.
Celebrities coming out of the closet may not be as newsworthy as it once was but these "non-events" are still events says openly gay blogger Andrew Sullivan. "The visibility of gay people is one of the core means for our equality," Sullivan wrote on The Daily Beast. He consulted with ... [Read More]
Monster Week was the best week ever for Animal Planet. The highest rated show was Mermaids: The Body Found, a fake documentary about the discovery of a supposedly real mermaid found in a whale beaching. They even set up a website (believeinmermaids.com) with a fake domain seizure by the Department of Justice and Homeland ... [Read More]
Adult Swim's newest series is based on the live-action Black Dynamite movie, which tells the story of one righteous brother's struggle against "The Man." The original cast reprise their roles as Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White), Cream corn (Tommy Davidson), Honeybee (Kym Whitley), Bullhorn (Byron Minns), who was killed by ... [Read More]
