Let's face it, nobody likes working out. But unlike other exercise videos, Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout won't bore you to death (well the bore part at least).
Scream Queen Linnea Quigley is perhaps most famous for her strip dance in Return of the Living Dead. But don't worry if you're not familiar with her work, you ... [Read More]
Cooties have been around ever since Eve touched God's stuff and got us kicked outta Eden. And until now our only defense against this contagious disease was a combination of circles & dots (see Cooties PSA below).
But neuroscientist Larry Young has discovered a vaccine. Dr. Young explains, "If we give an oxytocin blocker ... [Read More]
Talk about crying over spilt milk. Stephanie Knapp Muir created a facebook group called "Hey, Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene!" in response to the site deleting her photos.
The group, which currently has over 130,000 members (or 260,000 boobies) defends breastfeeding, arguing it's perfectly natural. However many ... [Read More]
They say sex sells. Apparently so does fugly. Durex saw a 28% rise in condom sales during their stamina pillow promotion. The pillowcases feature "models" guaranteed to make you last longer - by killing your erection forever!
And on the off-chance you can overcome this, it won't be long until you're cruising the old ... [Read More]
When Michael Rosenbaum (AKA Lex Luthor) left Smallville last year it was supposedly to go on to bigger and better things.
Instead, we find him playing an extremely disturbed Charlie Brown in "A Very Peanus Christmas," the latest (and not the best) episode of PG Porn.
While it does follow the established formula of ... [Read More]
America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban.
"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra," said a CIA operative. The warlords (many of whom had ... [Read More]
Discrimination may not have existed in Gene Roddenberry's idyllic vision of the 23rd century, but it did in the 80s.
A controversial episode deemed "too gay" to air is finally coming out. "Blood and Fire", which was originally written for Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been adapted for the web series Star Trek: ... [Read More]



