Japanese retailer Aeon Co. has started manning their stores with babysitting robots so that shoppers won't be hampered with little distractions like raising their kids! But don't worry the children are in good hands... er clamps. In addition to conversation skills rivaling those of George Bush, robo-sitter is also ... [Read More]

You'd think a movie about a robotic hooker would have lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order) but you'd be wrong! After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie's only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky ... [Read More]

If Geraldine Ferraro is racist for saying Barack Obama's race was advantageous, then surely Barack's pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright is racist for saying America is controlled by rich white people and that the government created AIDS to kill black people. But once again the media is pulling its punches when it comes to Barack ... [Read More]

Seeing as how white men consistently top Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" segment on MSNBC's Countdown, it seems fitting that Keith should make his own list. On Wednesday Olbermann outdid himself. Olbermann not only called Geraldine Ferraro racist for saying little more than Obama's ethnicity was advantageous, ... [Read More]

March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears' weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally). Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. ... [Read More]

As he's so fond of pointing out, Mike Huckabee didn't major in math. Apparently, he didn't major in reading (between the lines) either. Only days before the March 4th primaries, Huckabee has been using his interviews (remind me why are people still interviewing him?) to beg John McCain for another debate. After McCain ... [Read More]

As is if the Democratic election weren't undemocratic enough what with 15% caucus thresholds and superdelegates, but now the make or break state may be Texas - A STATE WHERE YOU CAN VOTE TWICE! Texas assigns 2/3 of its delegates based on primaries and the other 1/3 on caucuses, which you can only participate in if you vote ... [Read More]