Inspired by a Palestinian Milf (Mother I'd Like to Fulminate) who a'sploded herself back in 2004, Baby's First Jihad is a DVD sing-along currently circulating in West Yorkshire, England that features a young girl looking to fill the awkwardly empty shoes of her martyred mommy. The lyrics which are: Derka derka derka. ... [Read More]

Not since the movie Dogma has the creator been so thoroughly accosted as in this week's American Dad! Christmas special "The Most Adequate Christmas Ever." Definitely one of the series' better episodes, the plot is an homage to the movie classic Defending Your Life. After leading his family on a death march for the perfect ... [Read More]

"If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague," said Mike Huckabee during his 1992 run for the Senate. At the time he also said, "I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it ... [Read More]

Political correctness is once again at loggerheads with tradition. The Surgeon General is placing the blame for America's rising obesity epidemic squarely on the ample shoulders of jolly old Saint Nick, saying that because Santa is a role model for kids he should slim down. First of Santa, Santa is NOT A ROLE MODEL!  A role ... [Read More]

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it's all legal. They're publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men - especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring ... [Read More]

This week Japanese researchers, who've obviously never seen The Planet of the Apes, announced they've created super intelligent chimpanzees. How'd they do it? They taught them to count. Turns out that chimpanzees have a near photographic memory and consistently beat their human counter parts in both speed & accuracy at a ... [Read More]

This week the Massachusetts legislature proposed a ban on spanking. Parents argue the established precedent of Al Bundy Vs. Family dubbed the Psycho-Dad case clearly allows them to unleash holy hell on said buttocks. The fierce opposition to the bill makes it unlikely to pass, that and the fact that kids can't vote. But ... [Read More]