Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee isn't about to let a little thing like the Constitution stop him from outlawing abortion even in cases of rape/incest. Channeling the ghost of Moses in a speech early this week, Huckabee testified, "I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of ... [Read More]

When it comes to comic book couples there's only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain't Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the ... [Read More]

The first votes are in and Hillary got shut out. Somebody pass Shrill... I mean Hill a tissue. The small town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and its 17 registered voters cast their votes at the stroke of midnight and not a single one was for Hillary Clinton. It just goes to show you, no one wants a crybaby for President. ... [Read More]

  Mike Huckabee's up to his old tricks again. First, he feigned ignorance regarding Mitt Romney's Moron religion in order to pose a loaded question, asking if Jesus was the Devil's brother. Now Huckabee's kicked off the new year by promising to fight fair. And just to be crystal clear on what's not fighting fair he ... [Read More]

If you follow this site you'll know there's a lot of crap related news out there. I recently stumbled upon yet another not-so golden nugget. Panera Bread bakery celebrated Breast Cancer Awareness Month by creating ribbon shaped bagels. Well needless to say, the last thing these bagels remind you of is a ribbon (especially when ... [Read More]

I always meant to watch Doggy Poo but never got around to it and eventually I completely forgot about it. That is until I came across it on the Comcast Video On Demand channel. So I figured: Hell, I got 30 minutes to kill. You might think an animation about doggy poo would stink especially when it's 5 years old but not ... [Read More]

Remember way back in 2000, when everyone was in an uproar because despite winning the popular vote Al Gore lost the electoral vote. We're a nation with A.D.D. because nearly 2 elections later nothing has (or will) be done. In fact, Rudolph Giuliani may have put it best when he recently compared the race for President to the ... [Read More]