March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears' weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally). Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. ... [Read More]

As if Tom Cruise's religious rant about Scientology wasn't funny enough (and it was), apparently Tom has a double who's giving his own unique view on Scientology. Warning: before you watch this video make sure your bladder's empty and you're not drinking anything! L7world.com will not be held liable for any pants wettings or ... [Read More]

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee isn't about to let a little thing like the Constitution stop him from outlawing abortion even in cases of rape/incest. Channeling the ghost of Moses in a speech early this week, Huckabee testified, "I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of ... [Read More]

When it comes to comic book couples there's only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain't Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the ... [Read More]

Inspired by a Palestinian Milf (Mother I'd Like to Fulminate) who a'sploded herself back in 2004, Baby's First Jihad is a DVD sing-along currently circulating in West Yorkshire, England that features a young girl looking to fill the awkwardly empty shoes of her martyred mommy. The lyrics which are: Derka derka derka. ... [Read More]

Not since the movie Dogma has the creator been so thoroughly accosted as in this week's American Dad! Christmas special "The Most Adequate Christmas Ever." Definitely one of the series' better episodes, the plot is an homage to the movie classic Defending Your Life. After leading his family on a death march for the perfect ... [Read More]

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it's all legal. They're publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men - especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring ... [Read More]