Is lifting public officials the next planking or Tebowing? It's has already happened three times in as many months. The athletic activity got its start appropriately enough at the Olympics where American wrestler Elena Pirozhkova performed a front body carry on First Lady Michelle Obama. "Even before she made the rounds I ... [Read More]

Let's face it: no one knows a woman's body like Republicans. They know things even doctors don't know like a woman's body can shut down pregnancy if it's a legitimate rape so who better to design feminine hygiene products. Introducing the g.o.b. tampons "designed with all the knowledge of a woman's anatomy that only comes ... [Read More]

Every four years, half the country votes Democratic and the other half votes Republican. The winner is chosen by a handful of undecided voters, which according to Saturday Night Live are actually uninformed voters. Speaking as an undecided voter, I can tell you that I am not uninformed. If anything, I'm too ... [Read More]

The organizers of the Democratic National Convention were clearly rushing. Images of Russian warships were displayed on the screen behind retired Adm. John Nathman during his tribute to the troops. The error was first reported to the Navy Times by Rob Barker, a former electronics warfare technician. Barker was able to ... [Read More]

Protests have broken out across the Middle East in response to a low-budget film that mocks the Islamic Prophet Muhammad. The protests originated in Libya, where the US consulate was stormed and set ablaze. The attack claimed the lives of 4 Americans: U.S. Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens, Foreign Service Information ... [Read More]

  Mayor Stubbs is celebrating his 15th year in office and the 900 residents of Talkeetna, Alaska couldn't be happier with his performance but out-of-towners are given pause when they meet him. That's because Stubbs is a stubby-tailed cat that was elected as a write-in candidate. As honorary mayor Stubbs has a ... [Read More]

Whistling construction workers are not welcome at the MarketFair Mall in Princeton, New Jersey. Not even fictional ones. The mall removed a controversial construction sign that read: "We apologize for the whistling construction workers, but man you look good! So will we soon, please pardon our dust, dirt and other assorted ... [Read More]