When it comes to comic book couples there's only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain't Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the ... [Read More]

Everyone deals with death in their own way, but what happens when your it's your roommate who dies and he's behind on the rent? Well if you've seen the cult classic Weekend at Bernie's, you prop him up in an office chair and wheel him down to the local Pay-O-Matic. At least that's what David Dalaia and James O'Hare did ... [Read More]

The first votes are in and Hillary got shut out. Somebody pass Shrill... I mean Hill a tissue. The small town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and its 17 registered voters cast their votes at the stroke of midnight and not a single one was for Hillary Clinton. It just goes to show you, no one wants a crybaby for President. ... [Read More]

More than two apparently. On Dec. 22 cleaning ladies, Beata Bartoszewicz & Roma Barowski, got stuck an elevator where they remained until an employee found them two days later. According to the Associate Press and I quote "(they) survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued." I never realized 1 ... [Read More]

Fat-bottomed girls are more intelligent than those with skinny genes according to new research out of the Universities of California & Pittsburgh. The researchers theorize the increased brain power is a result of the Omega-3 fatty acids stored in the hips and thighs. But don't start gargling the Ben & Jerry's yet ... [Read More]

The best thing about Stargate: The Ark of Truth is a direct-to-DVD movie that cost only $7 million as compared to the original movie which cost $55 million and boy does it show. It's not bad per se but considering this is supposed to be the grand finale to 2 seasons of battling the ascended aliens known as the Ori and ... [Read More]

Have you ever seen a season cliffhanger so intriguing that you could just die. You have if you read Green Lantern #25 the finale to the Sinestro Corps miniseries. This sneak peak was a godsend for the petering Sinestro saga, in which we learned the Green Lanterns are part of an intergalactic rainbow coalition that includes the ... [Read More]