Fox’s Animation Domination High-Def YouTube channel has been doing an ongoing series about scientifically accurate anthropomorphic animals and superheroes but for Christmas they’re disproving Santa Claus.
The myth busting lyrics parody the classic Christmas song “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.” The focus is on how Santa visits every home in the world in a single night. His sleigh would have to travel 3,000 times the speed of sound and carry 300,000 tons of toys, which would kill Santa and his reindeer as well as leave meteor craters everywhere he landed.
Of course like all the videos in the series, penises come up, so to speak.
“Chinese eat reindeer dicks for health,” the song ends with Santa sampling the delicacy.