President Donald Trump is nearing first 100 days in office or as the Simpsons refer to it “We are 6.8% of the way home.”
The short opens like Treehouse of Horror episode complete with ominous lighting and thunder. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer commits suicide and Kellyanne Conway runs from the thought of having to replacing him. Further down the rabbit hole we see infighting between Trump’s son-in-law and Senior Advisor Jared Kushner and Chief Strategist Steve Bannon. Conspicuously not seen is Melania, who still resides in New York.
Trump sleeps alone not counting his Shih Tzu toupee. He stays up late to tweet his accomplishments. The President cites the ability to hunt hibernating bear following the repeal of regulations protecting predatory animals in Alaska’s national wildlife refuges.
Ivanka Trump is appointed to the Supreme Court to replace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who is presumably the next Justice to retire. Ivanka hocks her fashionable robe in a QVC styled commercial. The jibe is in reference to several similar incidents. Her jewelry company promoted a bracelet worn by First Daughter during a 60 Minutes interview. And Conway chided Nordstrom for dropping her line.
“Go buy Ivanka’s stuff! I hate shopping, and I will go get some myself today,” Conway told Fox News.
Homer insists they give the wide-eyed 70-year-old a chance. The Trump supporter previously claimed he switched his party affiliation to Democrat after Marge withheld sex from him. In fact, only 2% of Trump supporters regret their vote according to a Washing Post poll.