If the title hasn't already scared you away, then you're probably a perv. For the rest of you, Donkey Punch is a sexual urban legend. Basically you punch your partner in the back of the head during anal sex (knocking them unconscious) and their sphincter locks up tighter than Fort Knox, which feels great for puncher (not so ... [Read More]

It seems Osama Bin Laden has a fan in Japan and his name is Timaking. He's the creator of Afuganisu-Tan, a "historical" comic that chronicles the turbulent past of Afghanistan through disarmingly cute characters each of which represent a country. Afghanistan is portrayed as a poor pitiable child, while America is depicted ... [Read More]

Women have long suffered from penis envy and who can blame them? From biological necessities like reproduction & evacuation to more recreational activities like playing fireman & writing your name in the snow, the penis is an all-purpose appendage. They're sure to be down in the dumps with the invention of urinal video ... [Read More]

I've never been a fan of Hack/Slash but I found myself drawn like a moth to a flame upon learning the the Hack/Slash Annual issue features Suicide Girls. For those who don't know, Suicide Girls is a website devoted to alternative models (i.e. lots of piercings/tats/dyed hair). Boy was I disappointed.  Reading this was ... [Read More]

Mars' ballsy new spokesman: Mr. T wants you to "Get Some Nuts!" A new Snickers commercial (video below) shows Mr. T using his big gun to pound an effeminate speedwalker from behind with snickers bars. But Mars pulled the ad after receiving complaints calling it gay bashing. And here I thought "the gays" enjoyed taking ... [Read More]

There's no doubt about it, Batmania has swept the world. I'll admit the new Batman movie is good, not 9.5 on imdb good, but good nonetheless. However, it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to realize The Dark Knight killed the Joker. Instead of the Joker we get John Wayne Gacy with henchmen. Where's the ... [Read More]

Alleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for "diluting the value of his good name" with their new Why Pay Mo' campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu. Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper's favorite charity as an ... [Read More]