THESE AIN’T YOUR DADDY’S COMICS
Mothers shield little Johnny’s eyes cause comics ain’t what they used to be. Every time you turn a page it’s sex, sex, sex. Repent you damn sinners – just kidding, I love this stuff. And here’s a few of this year’s trashiest comics!
Of course, there’s the infamous (implied) tentacle rape cover of Heroes for Hire #13. Unfortunately, like many comics the cover is blatantly erroneous. Not only is there no sexy-time here, there never was any tentacle monster. Instead the super whores are attacked by maggots that feed off pain.
Then there’s this priceless revelation in Justice League of America #15; apparently the 50 foot tall giantess known as Giganta doesn’t wear panties. No wonder it takes a woman to put this big mama to bed, any man who saw that would be paralyzed with fear of inadequacy. Even a “Superman” would be no match for this snatch.
Last but not least is yet another example of women using their assets against us in All Star Batman and Robin #8. Even an Auschwitz survivor couldn’t stay mad at Ms. Nazi boobs here. Consequently, it looks like she’s had some work done. Check out this rare screenshot (below) of a Warner Bros. WWII propaganda cartoon.
Still my favorite trashy comic remains Superman/Batman #42 and its vagina shaped dimensional portal. (see this previous post Does the D in DC Comics Stand for Deflowering)
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Hah! I don’t know about anyone else, but my New Year’s off to a good start with the thought of Superman, curled into the fetal position in the middle of the battlefield, whimpering and sucking his thumb before the might of a fifty-foot vagina.
Bravo!
Welcome to the site Mike & happy new year!
The Nazi “woman” next to the Joker is actually a transexual named Bruno. IIRC “she” is still a “he” below the belt. ^_^
Next you’re gonna tell me there’s no Santa!
I don’t read ASBAR, but I recognize the nazi woman from Dark Knight Returns.
Also, are you sure that’s a Disney cartoon? I remember an identical scene from Private Snafu (Warner Bros.)
No you’re right it’s Warner Bros. In my defense, it was done by Chuck Jones who for a short time worked for Disney so technically we’re both right. You’re just more right.
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