The best thing about Stargate: The Ark of Truth is a direct-to-DVD movie that cost only $7 million as compared to the original movie which cost $55 million and boy does it show. It's not bad per se but considering this is supposed to be the grand finale to 2 seasons of battling the ascended aliens known as the Ori and ... [Read More]

I always meant to watch Doggy Poo but never got around to it and eventually I completely forgot about it. That is until I came across it on the Comcast Video On Demand channel. So I figured: Hell, I got 30 minutes to kill. You might think an animation about doggy poo would stink especially when it's 5 years old but not ... [Read More]

As the movie will tell you itself through its (too) many interview segments, i.e. less actual material, Jackass 2.5 is comprised solely of extra footage from Jackass 2 and clocks in at just over 1 hour. Meaning, there's only about 50 min of "new" material here and not even all of that is up to snuff. Most noticeably missing ... [Read More]

L-A-Z-Y that's the one word that best sums up I Am Legend. Where to begin. How about the utter lack of drama. The film tries to insert plot almost solely through flashbacks, which you can see coming from a mile away. Will Smith who plays the brilliant scientist Robert Neville gives a solid performance with what he's ... [Read More]

Watch it! Rent it, buy it, download it, watch the dub current airing on Cartoon Network Saturdays @ midnight - JUST WATCH IT! I can't stress this enough, Death Note is one of the most unique and compelling stories I've ever seen. First off, the protagonist, Light Yagami, is as bad as they get. He's an egotistical ... [Read More]

The first Speed Racer movie trailer is finally out (video below) and it can best be described as Hot Wheels Meets Spy Kids. The plot seems to be up to snuff: after discovering the races are fixed, Speed refuses to play along but will it cost him his life & who is the mysterious Racer X? If only they stuck with a style ... [Read More]

In the first of four feature-length (90 min) films, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, the Planet Express is resurrected after being canceled by Box Network (a not so subtle dig at Fox Network) to face the most heinous threat to Earth yet - SPAM! Talk about action-packed! The plot which revolves around naked aliens scamming ... [Read More]