Zombie Wars is the perfect movie for a drinking game that is. Just have a sip every time someone does or says something cliche and you'll be wasted before your first bathroom break.
It takes place in a post apocalyptic future where humanity has been overrun by zombies and the few remaining survivors have, for reasons not ... [Read More]
See what happens when you feed the Retcon Monster! After taking Mephisto up on his offer to save Aunt May at the cost of their marriage (see: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! SPIDER-MAN’S MARRIAGE ANNULLED), Mary Jane has been reborn as the fashionably challenged crime fighter Jackpot (Amazing Spider-Man #546). Apparently divorce gives you ... [Read More]
When it comes to comic book couples there's only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain't Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the ... [Read More]
Everyone deals with death in their own way, but what happens when your it's your roommate who dies and he's behind on the rent? Well if you've seen the cult classic Weekend at Bernie's, you prop him up in an office chair and wheel him down to the local Pay-O-Matic.
At least that's what David Dalaia and James O'Hare did ... [Read More]
The best thing about Stargate: The Ark of Truth is a direct-to-DVD movie that cost only $7 million as compared to the original movie which cost $55 million and boy does it show.
It's not bad per se but considering this is supposed to be the grand finale to 2 seasons of battling the ascended aliens known as the Ori and ... [Read More]
Have you ever seen a season cliffhanger so intriguing that you could just die. You have if you read Green Lantern #25 the finale to the Sinestro Corps miniseries. This sneak peak was a godsend for the petering Sinestro saga, in which we learned the Green Lanterns are part of an intergalactic rainbow coalition that includes the ... [Read More]
I always meant to watch Doggy Poo but never got around to it and eventually I completely forgot about it. That is until I came across it on the Comcast Video On Demand channel. So I figured: Hell, I got 30 minutes to kill. You might think an animation about doggy poo would stink especially when it's 5 years old but not ... [Read More]
